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| Illiterate? Write today for free help. |
| Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. |
| Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals and smacks included. |
| Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. |
| Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. |
| Stock up and save. Limit: one. |
| Semi-annual After-Christmas sale. 8.3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. |
| Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. |
| Dinner special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00. |
| For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. |
| Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home. |
| We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. |
| For sale: Three canaries of undermined sex. |
| Great dames for sale. |
| Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. |
| Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. |
| Vacation special: have your home exterminated. |
| Get rid of aunts. Zap does the job in 24 hours. |
| Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. |
| For rent: 6-room hated apartment. |
| Man, honest. Will take anything. |
| Used cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first. |
| Christmas tag sale. Handmade gifts for the hard to find person. |
| Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential. |
| Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. |
| Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops. |
| Wanted: Widower with school age children requires person assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family. |
| And now, the Superstore -- unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unriveled inconventience. |
| We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00. |
| FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG. |
| FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 COCKER SPANIEL 1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG |
| FREE PUPPIES... PART GERMAN SHEPHERD PART STUPID DOG |
| GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE |
| FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG. LOOKS LIKE A RAT... BEEN OUT AWHILE. BETTER BE REWARD. |
| 1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer |
| SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE... ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS. |
| 2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES: 1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15 |
| COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED... ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE. |
| NORDIC TRACK $300 HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBY |
| BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING "WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS" |
| GEORGIA PEACHES CALIFORNIA GROWN - 89 cents lb. |
| NICE PARACHUTE NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE |
| JOINING NUDIST COLONY! MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300. |
| ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER |
| OPEN HOUSE - BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON FREE COFFEE & DONUTS |
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FOR SALE BY OWNER:
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes. Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer. No longer needed. Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything |
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This page last updated 2004-01-20.
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